I’m always out in front of my place of employment smoking a cigarette on the sidewalk.  Not always.. I mean I work too.. but you get what I mean.  Anyways, invariably some douche walks up to me randomly and asks for a cigarette.  I always come up with some excuse why they can’t.  ”It’s my last one, dude” or “I bummed this one off my friend” are my normal excuses, but it occurred to me today how ridiculous it was.  I mean just because it’s a cigarette doesn’t mean that the rules are different.  If some guy is standing on the corner eating skittles, you wouldn’t walk up to him and be all like “hey, dude can I have some of those?” would you?! I didn’t think so.  Especially if the bag of skittles cost him $8.

Not sayin’ just sayin’.