Make fun of the way it looks and call it “unusable”. Sit back down in front of your enormous PC desktop running Windows XP with old installers and indecipherable driver filenames covering your wallpaper.
Say the name “iPad” is stupid. Hate the product based on that fact alone.
Make fun of the name again. Funnier this time. Look desperately around the room for validation of your joke.
Make baseless arguments about the interface being clunky.
Go to an Apple store and begrudgingly test it out.
On your way home with it, frantically try to come up with things you’ll say to the people who call you a hypocrite for buying one after all the shit you talked about it.
»
